A controversial (and wildly offensive and stupid and absurd and Ican’tbelieveit everexistedinthefirstplace -aladdinsdick) “sitcom” that aired on UPN in 1998:
The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer
A black English nobleman named Desmond Pfeiffer (the “P” is not silent) is kidnapped by his enemies and sent to America on a slave ship. He eventually becomes President Abraham Lincoln’s slave.
An example of the quality of writing in this program:
Mary Todd Lincoln: Last night I left my love flame burning and you didn’t come to blow it out. What’s your excuse this time?
Abraham Lincoln: The Civil War, Mary.
Mary Todd Lincoln: The Civil War! The Civil War! What about my needs? When do I get the attention of the executive branch?
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tagged as: The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer. BHM. Chi McBride.
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I sincerely wish that it was just a Clerks: The Animated Series joke. Still bad.
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xtremecaffeine reblogged this from talldarkbishoujo and added:
Because… He couldn’t work up to being a free man? He had to work his way up to being Slave #1?
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I have first hand memory of this trainwreck. It was even worse than it sounds.
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what the actual hell?
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HO. LEE. LOOOOOOOOOORD
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